A few nights ago Niels came in the bedroom to take a break from studying and I was already in bed with lights out just about to fall asleep. The following conversation followed:
Niels: Babe, are you asleep?
Me: Not yet . . .
Niels: Did you already get ready for bed?
Me: Yup
Niels: You brushed your teeth?
Me: Sure did. (did he really just ask that?)
3 minutes goes by as he starts his nighttime routine in the bathroom
Niels: What toothbrush did you use, honey? (I realize most people only have 2, but we usually have about 6 going at once)
Me: The electric one. Are you really checking the bristles to make sure they're wet? Like I'm 5 and lied to you about brushing my teeth? (Seriously?!!?)
Niels: Yup.
Me: Wow.
7 comments:
oh man, this made me laugh so hard!
the downside of living with a hygienist...you better believe i'm checking the trash to see if my spouse flossed that night! Just kidding, ok maybe not :) Funny post! and 6 toothbrushes! :)
Don't be offended Suz, he did the same thing to me when we lived together.
Here's the funny thing. We've had that exact conversation at our house, only it's Kristin grilling me.
I feel like I'll have a lot of empathy for my patients who don't brush or floss. Right guys?
Ha Ha! Sheldon seriously asked me if I washed my hands the other day when I came out of the bathroom. WHAT?! Like I'm some disgusting person with no hygiene.
Too funny, Jen. I can't lie though I have asked Niels to feel his hands a time or two after he has used the bathroom.
Tobler - The patients won't need to know a thing.
Jill - he does that too sometimes.
lol! Too funny. Some nights I am lazy about my teeth and clarke thinks I am insane for not brushing AND flossing. So sue me.
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